Something is Rotten in Denmark, but What?
What are we to make of Enron, Tyco, Global Crossing, Rite Aid, WorldCom, and Xerox? What are we to conclude about Martha Stewart, Bernie Ebbers, Joseph Nacchio, Dennis Kozlowski, and the seemingly endless parade of executive no-gooders? Something is rotten in Denmark, to paraphrase Shakespeare, but what? When the sordid mess now unfolding across our newspapers, magazines, and news shows is relegated like a bad John Travolta movie to the dust heap of recent history, what will we have learned?
It’s possible we may conclude that what is now being called “Corporate Watergate” is nothing more than the result of the greed and avarice of a few people who managed to run the table at Wall Street and have now crapped out. I read an article in my local paper today that quotes Paul Hazen, the former Wells Fargo chief executive who sits on the boards of seven companies as saying that although corporate governance has failed at a handful of companies, it remains successful at the
majority of them. "I would hope that we don't just overreact." I have no way of knowing if Hazen was accurately quoted or not, but I’d say his explanation for what’s going on falls into the “few bad men” category: find and punish the few bad men, and everything will be fine.
I have at least two problems with this line of thinking. The first is embedded in the idea of “few”. Towards that, I think the Watergate imagery is in fact quite apt. A quarter of a century later, few people could tell you anything about what happened, why, and what was done as a result other than the villain, played by Richard Nixon, resigned and flew away to write books and later become a rehabilitated elder statesman.
If history is any guide, Hazen has nothing to worry about. We could overreact by a factor of 100 and it wouldn’t be too much. More to the point, it will all be forgotten in twenty years anyway. Remember the savings and loan scandal? For 100 points, name one person who got slapped around as a result. (Double credit if the name you came up with wasn’t Charles Keating.) See what I mean?