What Sarah Palin Said to the World Leaders

Sarah Palin went to New York Today to rub shoulders with heads of state. It happens that I was in New York and I had a chance to listen in on the conversations . . .

“This is so cool. I can see New Jersey from his office!”

“Me and the kids are going to the Empire State Building after this!

“Uh huh, uh huh. Alvy, where did you say Columbia was again?

“No way, I banned books too!”

“Me too! I so want to stone unbelievers!”

“By the way, I love your dress!”

Tags: SarahPalin, Hamid Karzai, Alvaro Uribe, Henry Kissinger